She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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