You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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