How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
im calling her cock vulture from now on
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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