I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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