North Korea, Best Korea!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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