I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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