I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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