PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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