yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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