dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Found the puke drawer
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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