How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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