It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Still dying that you shit outside
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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