doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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