do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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