I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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