This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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