he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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