In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
