apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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