I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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