Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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