you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just google imaged poop.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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