Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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