smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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