It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Let's get the cat blown out
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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