I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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