Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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