wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
