just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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