It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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