I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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