If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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