Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
