i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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