he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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