Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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