Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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