Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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