My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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