Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
My pussy is not your playground.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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