im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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