I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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