whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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