I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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