I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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