Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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