Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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