after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Text me some of your sweat
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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