oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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