I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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