hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
