drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
